zeldathemes
darling you
fell apart
my name is caitlyn and i'm 15 and sometimes i do things that make people laugh
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beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

gabite:

finishing a question on a math test like

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unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

I AM OFFICIALLY 200 DAYS CLEAN AS OF TODAY :)) I’m so proud of myself

I AM OFFICIALLY 200 DAYS CLEAN AS OF TODAY :)) I’m so proud of myself

  #:)    #200 days clean    #darlingyoufellapart    #personal  
Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it everytime.
One For Sorrow, C.Barzak (via bl-ossomed)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe